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"Lunchtime" 
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond man were doing construction
work, on scaffolding, on the 20th floor of a building. 

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
   The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If
 get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
   The Blond man opened his lunch and said, "Peanut butter sandwiches
again.
If I get a peanut sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and
cabbage and jumps to his death.
   The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a buurrito and he jumps to his
death. 
   The Blond opens his lunch, sees the peanut sandwich and jumps to his death too.

At the funeral, The Irishman's wife is weeping. 
She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!
   The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at
me,"
she said.
"He makes his own lunch."